Adventures, Reviews & Tail Wags
Hi, I’m Albie. 馃惥
I’m a one-of-a-kind dog with strong opinions about chew toys, a suspicious relationship with grass, and a serious talent for spinning in circles before every nap. This is my corner of the internet — me and my mom. We test products, answer dog questions, and document the adventures of life as a very enthusiastic good boy.
From the Blog
- My Honest Review of Every Treat in This HouseI conducted a full pantry audit. Some treats were exceptional. Some were an insult. All were eaten.
- A Beginner’s Guide to Guilt-Tripping Your HumanMaster the sigh. Perfect the stare. Never underestimate the power of lying next to an empty food bowl.
- Security Report: Spring Squirrel Intelligence BriefingCLASSIFICATION: URGENT. Spring has emboldened the squirrel population. Gerald has been seen recruiting baby squirrels.
馃Υ Albie’s Favorite Things
I’ve tested a lot of toys, treats, chews, and gear. These are the ones I actually love — the stuff that’s still in one piece after a week, and the treats I’d do anything to get my paws on again.